Gale: Jesus, the camera, hurry!
Kenny: My name isn't Jesus.
Nash. Who's winning ... you, or you?Hansen
Win or lose, this war ends tonight!John Connor
Marlin: I can't read human.
Dory: Then we need to find a fish that can read this. Hey, look! Sharks!
Bethany: What's he like?
Metatron: God? Lonely. But funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus.
Bethany: Sex is a joke in heaven?
Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.
Rita: I like to see a man of advancing years throwing caution to the wind. It's inspiring in a way.
Phil: My years are not advancing as fast as you might think.
Officer Caroline: Merrill... how's work at the gas station?
[haggling with Tom]
Nick the Greek: What else does it come with?
Tom: It comes with a gold-plated Rolls Royce, as long as you pay for it.
Barney Ross: What's wrong with this picture?
Lee Christmas: Everything.
Thurgood Jenkins: Guys just shut up about the weed for two seconds, I don't want this girl to know I smoke.
Scarface: Yeah it's bad enough you a janitor yo.
Thurgood Jenkins: Custodian, dick!
[quoting a German General] Nowhere else have I seen such lions led by such lambs.Professor Stephen Malley
Not the archers. My scouts tell me their archers are miles away and no threat to us. Arrows cost money. Use up the Irish. Their dead cost nothing.Longshanks