Vesper Lynd: Am I going to have a problem with you, Mr. Bond?
James Bond: No, don't worry, you're not my type.
Vesper Lynd: Smart?
James Bond: Single.

I love this job!

The Joker

You like a close shave, don't you?

Pussy Galore

'Cause I'm getting a better job!

Christopher Gardner

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

Don Corleone

If I were here to kill you, you would already be dead.

Mr. Earl Brooks

I thought we were a platonic trio, not some sick sex dance! This is bullshit!

Tommy Corn

And look at that kitchen. You're finally going to be able to cook a decent meal.

Charles

Rusty: Why do this?
Danny: Why not do it?

Andrew Clark: If I lose my temper you're totaled, man.
John Bender: Totally?
Andrew Clark: Totally.

Jerry, don't let me leave you this way.

Lise Bouvier

Count Rugen: As you know, the concept of the suction pump is centuries old. Really that's all this is except that instead of sucking water, I'm sucking life. I've just sucked one year of your life away. I might one day go as high as five, but I really don't know what that would do to you. So, let's just start with what we have. What did this do to you? Tell me. And remember, this is for posterity so... be honest. How do you feel?
Westley: [moans in pain]
Count Rugen: Interesting...

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