Victor Von Doom: Isn't it funny the way things turn out?
Reed Richards: Hilarious.
All I ask is that you keep up with me. If you can't, then that strange sensation you'll be feeling in the seat of your pants... will be my boot in your ass!Capt. Ramsey
Pee-wee: Have a nice day.
Large Marge: Be sure and tell 'em Large Marge sent ya! Heh heh heh heh heh.
I can not promise you riches. What I can offer you the chance to save the world one case at a time.Lucien Wilbanks
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: [to the Kid] Gutsy move, going without a bra!
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: [to Razor] Yeah? I got a surprise for you
Well, then, I just HATE you... and I hate your... ass... FACE!Corky St. Clair
Jesus, Joseph and Mary. These Hmong broads are like badgers.Walt Kowalski
[Chris sees his infant child in the hands of a nurse] Hey!, That's my daughter.Chris Kyle
Holly McClane: Honey, this is the '90s. Y'know, microchips, microwaves, air phones.
John McClane: As far as I'm concerned, progress peaked with frozen pizza.
Don't cry, you're making a scene. Everyone will think I broke up with you.George Simmons
May those who love us, love us. And those who don't love us - may God turn their hearts. And if He cannot turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles, so that we may know them by their limping.Indian Bartender
Elle: Here it is!
Professor Callahan: It’s pink...
Elle: Oh! And it's scented! I think it gives it a little something extra, don't you think? Ok, well, see you next class!