They think we're all gonna drown down here. But we ain't going nowhere.

Hushpuppy

I think someone should count to 10.

Frankie Dunn

Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Does anybody have any ideas?
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: What about... a phone... you can smell through...

M: I'm sure the over-burdened British taxpayer would be fascinated to know how its Special Ordinances section dispenses its funds. In future, Commander, let me suggest a perfectly adequate watchmaker just down the street.
[Bond's watch magnetizes M's spoon away]
M: Good god!
Bond: You see, by pulling out this button sir, it turns the watch into a hyper-intensified magnetic field. Powerful enough to even deflect the path of a bullet at long range.. or so Q claims.
M: I'm tempted to test that theory.

You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?

Borat

Linda: Hey, Ash! I guessed the card right!
Ash: Yeah... truly amazing.

What kind of rat bastard psychotic would play that song right now, at this moment?

Raoul Duke

Okay you can do this. You are confident woman who can deal with conflict. I'm going to pass out. Just get out there, tell them your decision. They're rational. They may even become friends. They'll probably just shake hands....

Lauren

Basic strategy says that you should hit that!

Choi

Marilyn Lovell: Blanche, Blanche, these nice young men are going to watch the television with you. This is Neil Armstrong, and this is Buzz... Aldrin.
Neil Armstrong: Hi.
Blanche Lovell: Are you boys in the space program too?

C'mon, Tom. Boss wants to see ya. He didn't have time to engrave nothin' formal.

Tic-Tac

God bless the Internet.

Finch

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