Hobbs: I'm taking you down Toretto.
Dominic Toretto: I'm right here.

We're the law, bitch!

Ryan

[videotaping Kale and Sarah making out] Soon you'll be the most popular video on Youtube.

Ronnie

Larry: I'll pay you.
Alice: I don't need your money.
Larry: You have my money.
Alice: Thank you.

Unless you came in here to wipe my ass, I believe we're through.

Ellis Loew

Wolverine: It's me!
Cyclops: Prove it!
Wolverine: You're a dick.
Cyclops: Okay.

Doyle Lonnegan: Your boss is quite a card player, Mr. Kelly; how does he do it?
Johnny Hooker: He cheats.

We have some planes...

Mohammed Atta

I, uh, notice you don't have any tattoos. I think that's a wise choice. I don't think Jackie Onassis would've gone as far if she'd have had an anchor on her arm.

C.D. Bales

Classified: You were supposed to handcuff them.
Short Fuse: But, they don't have hands. They just have flippers, and I have flippers! So it's flipping useless!

Xenia Onatopp: You don't need the gun, Commander.
James Bond: Well, that depends on your definition of safe sex.

You're not like the others. You're curious. But if you want to stay here, I need to know that you're going to follow the rules.

Alby

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