Flattery won't charge these batteries.

Sergeant Calhoun

You never know, lightning could strike.

William Parrish

Boy #1: I hear she's an atheist.
Boy #2: What's that?
Boy #1: I don't know.

Cruel Leonidas demanded that you stand. I require only that you kneel.


Nice ass won't get you through your whole life. Once you turn thirty you better have a personality.


Nieman, you earned the part. Alternates, will you clean the blood off my drum set?

Terence Fletcher

Some men get the world. Others get ex-hookers and a trip to Arizona.

Lynn Bracken

[after he pricks Tony with his badge] Sorry, it's funny how annoying a little prick can be.

Senator Stern

Once again, the L.A.P.D. is asking Los Angelenos not to fire their guns at the visitor spacecraft. You may inadvertently trigger an interstellar war.

Video Newscaster

Good God...I'm on Mars.

John Carter

Don Lockwood: Cosmo, call me a cab.
Cosmo Brown: OK, you're a cab.

Melissa: You really love animals, don't you?
Ace Ventura: If it gets cold enough.

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