I should have broke your thumbs!Rocky
We've kept much from you, Sam.Optimus Prime
Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.Johnny Cash
Marie: You don't have to smile.
Dan Burns: It's better than the alternative.
You get us the mission, we'll light up the board.Colonel A.J. Bullard
Jenko: What? Co-ed bathrooms!
Schmidt: Fuck! I'm not gonna take a shit the entire time we're here.
You can serve Germany, or the Fuhrer. Not both!Col. Claus von Stauffenberg
We're only leaving this place if you're coming with us.Lesra
Right arm has been severed above the elbow with massive tissue loss in the upper musculature... partially denuded bone remaining...Hooper
Katie Deauxma: Dave,why are you dressed like Kick-ass!
Dave Lizewski: I am Kick-ass! I'm also not gay.
Katie Deauxma: Fuck!
Get out of the FUCKING HALL, police!David Mills