Woody: Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.
Buzz: Toy?
Woody: T-O-Y, toy.
Buzz: Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "space ranger".
Woody: The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.

Harold: ...The universe tends to unfold as it should.
Kumar: What is that? Some fortune cookie?

Sharpay: I told you not to do the jazz squares.
Ryan: It's a crowd favorite. Everybody loves a good jazz square.

Willie: There are two dead people in here!
Indiana Jones: There's gonna be two dead people in here! Hurry!

Your mother sucks (expletive) in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime.

Demon

Indiana Jones: Stay behind me, Short Round. Step where I step, and don't touch anything.
Short Round: I step where you step! I touch nothing!

Is it just me, or does every woman in Queens have some kind of an emotional problem?

Prince Akeem

Listen you snot-nose little shit, I was takin' shrapnel in Khe Sanh when you were crappin' in your hands and rubbin' it on your face.

Pappas

Rabinowitz: What are you reading?
Topper: Great Expectations.
Rabinowitz: Is it any good?
Topper: It's not what I'd hoped for.

Welcome to the island of misfit toys.

Sam

... I got nothing.

Silent Bob

Just think, next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested.

Frank

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