Woody: Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.
Woody: T-O-Y, toy.
Buzz: Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "space ranger".
Woody: The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.
Harold: ...The universe tends to unfold as it should.
Kumar: What is that? Some fortune cookie?
Sharpay: I told you not to do the jazz squares.
Ryan: It's a crowd favorite. Everybody loves a good jazz square.
Willie: There are two dead people in here!
Indiana Jones: There's gonna be two dead people in here! Hurry!
Your mother sucks (expletive) in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime.Demon
Indiana Jones: Stay behind me, Short Round. Step where I step, and don't touch anything.
Short Round: I step where you step! I touch nothing!
Is it just me, or does every woman in Queens have some kind of an emotional problem?Prince Akeem
Listen you snot-nose little shit, I was takin' shrapnel in Khe Sanh when you were crappin' in your hands and rubbin' it on your face.Pappas
Rabinowitz: What are you reading?
Topper: Great Expectations.
Rabinowitz: Is it any good?
Topper: It's not what I'd hoped for.
Welcome to the island of misfit toys.Sam
... I got nothing.Silent Bob
Just think, next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested.Frank