I should have broke your thumbs!


We've kept much from you, Sam.

Optimus Prime

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.

Johnny Cash


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Marie: You don't have to smile.
Dan Burns: It's better than the alternative.

You get us the mission, we'll light up the board.

Colonel A.J. Bullard

Jenko: What? Co-ed bathrooms!
Schmidt: Fuck! I'm not gonna take a shit the entire time we're here.

You can serve Germany, or the Fuhrer. Not both!

Col. Claus von Stauffenberg

We're only leaving this place if you're coming with us.


Right arm has been severed above the elbow with massive tissue loss in the upper musculature... partially denuded bone remaining...


Katie Deauxma: Dave,why are you dressed like Kick-ass!
Dave Lizewski: I am Kick-ass! I'm also not gay.
Katie Deauxma: Fuck!

Get out of the FUCKING HALL, police!

David Mills

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