Princess Leia: Would it help if I got out and pushed?
Han Solo: It might!

Buttercup: We'll never succeed. We may as well die here.
Westley: No, no. We have already succeeded. I mean, what are the three terrors of the Fire Swamp? One, the flame spurt - no problem. There's a popping sound preceding each; we can avoid that. Two, the lightning sand, which you were clever enough to discover what that looks like, so in the future we can avoid that too.
Buttercup: Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.'s?
Westley: Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.
[Immediately, an R.O.U.S. attacks him]

Who the hell was eating that turkey ass?

Rasputia

"Mater, I am sticking by you, the way you always stick by me."

Lightning McQueen

Give me the plant.

AUTO

Hey, you'd better check your conscience at the door sweetie. I'm not here to be loved.

Gale

Extra Cheese is two dollars.

Sal

Mister big shot, mister pill poppin' rock star. Who are you to judge, you ain't got nothin', big empty house, nothin', children you don't see, nothin', big ol' expensive tractor stuck in the mud, nothin'.

Ray Cash

Claire Phelps: Just give me the money.
Ethan Hunt: [quietly] You've earned it.

Jasper: What did you do for your birthday?
Theodore Faron: Nothing.
Jasper: Oh come on, you must have done something.
Theodore Faron: Nope. Woke up, felt like shit. Went to work, felt like shit.
Jasper: That's called a hangover, Amigo.

[talking to himself] Why the fuck didn't you stop them, John? Because then you'd be dead, too, asshole.

John McClane

Tonight's about the girls we never had a shot at. Tonight's about changing the game.

Costa

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