You are all just a bunch of ass-ramming uncle fuckers!

Kyle

[to Cinderella, after she, Drisella, and Anastasia tear Cinderella's mother's dress; from trailer] You shall *not* go to the ball!

Lady Tremaine

Giuseppe Conlon: I want you have some respect.
Gerry Conlon: Respect for who?
Giuseppe Conlon: For yourself.

Isn't that what all you girls from Ole Miss major in - professional husband hunting?

Stuart Whitworth

Lewis Bodine: We never found anything on Jack... there's no record of him at all.
Old Rose: No, there wouldn't be, would there? And I've never spoken of him until now... Not to anyone... Not even your grandfather... A woman's heart is a deep ocean of secrets. But now you know there was a man named Jack Dawson and that he saved me... in every way that a person can be saved. I don't even have a picture of him. He exists now... only in my memory.

You cant keep people back that refuse to be kept back.

Rubin 'Hurricane' Carter

[to Randy] Ever since my twelfth, I've been looking forward to my sweet sixteen.

Samantha

I have to believe that when things are bad I can change them.

Jim Braddock

Dewey Finn: You, Freddy, what do you like to do?
Freddy: I dunno.
[pause]
Freddy: Burn stuff?

Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: Where's the plan boss?
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: You actually sound worried.

Commanderette Zircon: Shall I have Snotty beam you down, sir?
President Skroob: I don't know about this beaming stuff? Is it safe?
Commanderette Zircon: Oh yes, sir. Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was wonderful.

Wipe your face before you get up, Dean.

Paul Edgecomb

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