Tell him you love him. Bite the bullet.

George Downes

Welcome to my nuclear family.


Bender: What did the doctor say?
Sol: Is he sick?
Alicia: I don't know. I want to see what John's been working on.
Sol: Alicia, you know you can't go in his office.
Bender: You know it's classified, Alicia.

You just earned yourself a dance with the devil, boy.


It would be so cool if I could breast-feed.

Alan Garner

I wish I had a million dollars.

George Bailey

Duke of Devonshire: This will be the mistake of your life.
Georgiana, The Duchess of Devonshire: No, I made that many years ago.

Royal: The past six days have been the best six days of probably my whole life.
Narrator: Immediately after making this statement, Royal realized that it was true.

Our world is at war, and Earth is next. Will you stay and fight for us?

Dejah Thoris

Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.

Walter Sobchak

No ticket.

Indiana Jones

Earl McGraw: Who's the bride?
Edgar McGraw: Don't know. The name on the marriage certificate is "Arlene Machiavelli." That's a fake. We've all just been calling her "The Bride" on account of the dress.
Earl McGraw: You can tell she was pregnant. Man'd have to be a mad dog to shoot a goddamn good-looking gal like that in the head. Look at her. Hay-colored hair, big eyes. She's a little blood-spattered angel.

FREE Movie Newsletter