You can do it... you can do it all night loong!

Townie

The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun.

General Kimsey

Sarah Harding: I love you. I just don't... need you right now.
Dr. Ian Malcolm: I'll tell you what you NEED, a good anti-psychotic!
Sarah Harding: I'll be back in five or six days.
Dr. Ian Malcolm: No, you'll be back in five or six PIECES!

Rosebud...

Charles Foster Kane

Stand by for justice!

Curt Henderson

Kimmy Wallace: I think I'm going to cry.
Julianne Potter: Me too.

Look, Kenny, I know you're about fifty pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that as MOVE YOUR FAT TUB OF LARD ASS NOW!

Gale

Corky St. Clair: How tall are you?
Johnny: 6'2.
Corky St. Clair: Really... Wow!

Oh, and one more thing.

Wiseman

Freeze! Don't you know the building is on fire?

Detective John Kimble

Jack: How'd you like to come for a ride with me sometime?
Bertha: I know who you are.
Jack: Oh yeah, who's that?
Bertha: One of them Bondurant boys, my daddy says you boys are the worst thing ever to hit Franklin.
Jack: Tell your daddy I said hi.

Lady at Ball: That young woman with Colonel Pickering, find out who she is.
Zoltan Karpathy: With pleasure!

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