Tell him you love him. Bite the bullet.George Downes
Welcome to my nuclear family.Renard
Bender: What did the doctor say?
Sol: Is he sick?
Alicia: I don't know. I want to see what John's been working on.
Sol: Alicia, you know you can't go in his office.
Bender: You know it's classified, Alicia.
You just earned yourself a dance with the devil, boy.Hobbs
It would be so cool if I could breast-feed.Alan Garner
I wish I had a million dollars.George Bailey
Duke of Devonshire: This will be the mistake of your life.
Georgiana, The Duchess of Devonshire: No, I made that many years ago.
Royal: The past six days have been the best six days of probably my whole life.
Narrator: Immediately after making this statement, Royal realized that it was true.
Our world is at war, and Earth is next. Will you stay and fight for us?Dejah Thoris
Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.Walter Sobchak
No ticket.Indiana Jones
Earl McGraw: Who's the bride?
Edgar McGraw: Don't know. The name on the marriage certificate is "Arlene Machiavelli." That's a fake. We've all just been calling her "The Bride" on account of the dress.
Earl McGraw: You can tell she was pregnant. Man'd have to be a mad dog to shoot a goddamn good-looking gal like that in the head. Look at her. Hay-colored hair, big eyes. She's a little blood-spattered angel.