I hate the water... and I hate being wet... and I hate you!

Willie

There was a time when a pirate was free to make his own way in the world. But our time is comin' to an end. Our enemies are united; they vow to destroy us. The Pirate Lords from the four corners of the Earth, must stand together.

Barbossa

Chev Chelios: I'm looking for something that begins with an E.
Pharmacist: England?

Celeste Boyle: He's been acting kind of nuts lately. I'm almost afraid of him. Do you know something?
Jimmy Markum: I know he was taken in by the cops this morning. I know he saw Katie the night she was murdered. Didn't tell me about it until after the cops questioned him. And I know he's got a hand that looks like it's been punching a fucking wall. Is there anything else I should know?

Ragnar Sturlusson: Is that all?
[hits Iorek]
Ragnar Sturlusson: Is that all? IS THAT AAAALL?
[Iorek swings at him and breaks his lower jaw off, then bites him in the throat, killing him]
Iorek Byrnison: Yes, that is all.

Julie: I can't do this! This is too intense!
Helen: This is marriage!

It's just gossip, you know. Gossip is the new pornography.

Yale

You know friend, this is a god damn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation.

Jack Twist

Thank you for taking care of my bride, peasants.

Prince Edward

[to his pregnant wife] Is this a boy or an abortion?

General Aladeen

You see, the key to this game is being able to read people.

Ben

Luke: Never. I'll never turn to the Dark Side. You've failed, your highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me.
The Emperor: So be it... Jedi.

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