At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge.

Darth Maul

Like my uncle Les used to say, "When the money is gone, it's time to move on." So enjoy it, you secret handshaking assholes.

Worm

We're meant to lose the people we love. How else are we supposed to know how important they are?

Sybil Wagner

Know your dope fiend. You will not be able to see his eyes because of tea shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim.

Voice of Drug Film Narrator

Miles Darby: I just like to play with myself.
Lucy Avila: Oh you make it too easy.

You have Christ between your thighs... only with a shorter beard.

Darald

William Wallace: Why do you help me?
Princess Isabelle: Because of the way you are looking at me now.

Elrond: Your hands are cold. The life of the Eldar is leaving you.
Arwen: This was my choice... ada, whether by your will or not, there is no ship now that can bear me hence.

By the way, I like to sleep in the nude.

Dr. Buddy Rydell

Lets get 'em boys!

Billy Boy

I need to make my wife fall in love with me again.

Leo

Nacho: These are my recreation clothes.
Sister Encarnación: They look expensive.
Nacho: Thank you.

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