Wrestling Promoter: You coulda taken him apart. Why didn't you stop him?
Peter Parker: I missed the part where that's my problem.

Fuck Jeff Goldblum.


Vaya con Dios, Brah.

Johnny Utah

I want to give this child a typical African-American name. Ojay.


Napoleon Dynamite: So, we're pretty much friends by now, right?
Pedro: Yes.
Napoleon Dynamite: So, you got my back and everything, right?
Pedro: What?

Hey Phil, if we wanted to hit mailboxes we could let Ralph drive.


Here's your campus map, and your official BU rape whistle! Don't blow it unless it's actually happening!

Barden Greeter

The name's Bond... James Bond.

James Bond

Go home and get your fucking shine box.

Billy Batts

Don't be so British!


Milo: You trust them to keep their word?
Atticus: I trust the law.

Stay dad!

Young Murph

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