I didn't stay in college for nine years just to go back to my trailer in Idaho!

Carrie Mae

Hey, we're closed.

Randal Graves

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's, and fast heel-toe work.

Raoul Duke

Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: You gotta ask them questions, and listen to what they have to say and shit.
Steve Stifler: I dunno, man, that sounds like a lot of work.

Judd Altman: I don't understand the Shiva. Mom's not even Jewish, and dad was an atheist.
Wendy Altman: A Jewish atheist, and this is what he wanted.

Nurse: My lady, the house is stirring. It is a new day.
Viola De Lesseps: It is a new WORLD.

Don't let it control you.

Prof. Charles Xavier

Lightning: You got an iPad?
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Nah, I got a regular couch.

I thought we'd stay together for the long haul, flying like a jumbo jet on a full tank. But we changed course.


Rick: Okay, now you're starting to scare me.
Evelyn: Now I'm starting to scare myself.

Eat your vegetables.

Mr. Smith

Captain Davenport: They're pinging away with their active sonar like they're looking for something, but nobody's listening.
Jack Ryan: What do you mean?
Captain Davenport: Well, they're moving at almost 40 knots. At that speed, they could run right over my daughter's stereo and not hear it.

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