Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.

Al Czervik

David Starsky: I like your Lincoln.
Huggy Bear: It's a '76. Won't be out 'til next year. But I know some people that know some people that robbed some people.

[to Karl] You should have heard your brother squeal when I broke his fucking neck.

John McClane

You sound like you're from London!

Surfing Instructor

Oh, Lord, why is this happening to me? God, please help me figure this out. I'm lost out here! I don't understand why it's happening. God, please, God!

Jim Kurring

Now raise your goblet of rock. It's a toast to those who rock!

Dewey Finn

Capt. Ramsey: God help you if you're wrong.
Hunter: If I'm wrong, then we're at war. God help us all.

People don't want a hero, they want to eat cheeseburgers, play the lotto and watch television.

William Somerset

Wait, I know that laugh...

Han Solo

Dionne: Hello? There was a stop sign.
Cher: I totally paused.

Jill: Is this yours? Did you write this stuff?
Jay: My girlfriend Jill found your speed dating card...
Andy Stitzer: OOhhh... yeah... right, god I've been looking for that speed dating card, thank you so much for bringing it to me.
Jill: So you actually wrote that one girl looked like she was "hurtin' for a squirtin'"?
Andy Stitzer: Ummhmm... yeah..."hurtin' for a squirtin'", yeah i wrote that.
Jill: Oh, so you wrote, "hoe fo sho'".
Andy Stitzer: Yeah, I remember that girl, she was a hoe... for sho'

Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!

Jeff Spicoli

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