Who wants to have a pillow fight?

Michael Newman

I can handle a sick old woman!

Lila Crane

It's just like the first time I came here, isn't it? We were talking about automobile insurance, only you were thinking about murder. And I was thinking about that anklet.

Walter Neff

Every second we stand here is a second lost!

Colonel Mertz von Quirnheim

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I'll be honest with you. I - I find your accent quite funny. Where are you fvam?
Yuri: From Russia. Gluant recruited me from the Russian military gym.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: [mocking him] "do-do-do-ba-ba-lo"
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: You need to work on your accent.

Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.

Tyler Durden

Lisa: Don't worry, I'll find a way to bail you out.
Vinny Gambini: No don't. I'm gonna stay in prison tonight. Maybe I'll finally get some sleep. I'm doing good, huh?

So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

Dark Helmet

Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?


The Golden Army. An unstopable force.

Abe Sapien

Its the fuzz!!

Jim's Dad

Egon: Venkman, get a stool sample.
Peter Venkman: Business, or personal?

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