Not so fast, there, Kaputnik.

Eddie Dane

God damn mescaline. Why the fuck can't they make it a little less pure?

Dr. Gonzo

Al Waterman, have a sponge.

Al

That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.

The Wolf

Jess: Are you working an angle?
Nicky: I wouldn't trust him if I were you.
Jess: But I should trust you?

TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!

Bluto

Tony Stark: You're a lab rat, Rogers! Everything that you are came out of a bottle!
Steve Rogers: Put on the suit. Let's have it out.

Quite a large and economically diverse crowd here at the Michelob Invitational.

Announcer

No one kills him but me! Understood?

Karl

Look, I'm not stupid. It's the Big Man's wife. I'm gonna sit across from her, chew my food with my mouth closed, laugh at her fucking jokes, and that's it.

Vincent

You know, sometimes all you need is twenty seconds of insane courage. Just literally twenty seconds of just embarrassing bravery. And I promise you, something great will come of it.

Benjamin

General Hummel: Where're the guidance chips?
John Mason: I destroyed them.
General Hummel: That's a bad move, soldier!
John Mason: Does that mean you'll execute us both?

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