When I was growing up, I knew I was different. The other girls were blonde and delicate, and I was a swarthy six-year-old with sideburns.

Toula Portokalos

I fuck bitches. You're a homo.

Frankie Ballenbacher

Samuel: I'll bring you back the kaiser's helmet.
Colonel Ludlow: Bring yourself back. That'd please me more.

Those boys desecrated a burning cross!

Homer Stokes

Do you want to be like me? Or do you want to BE me?

Jesse James

A compliment is something nice about somebody else.

Carol Connelly

Bretton James: I'm afraid the motorcycle ride is going to cost your severance pay.
Jacob Moore: Fuck you, James!

The President: We love that old thing.
Harry: What is this we're listening to?
Karen: Joni Mitchell.
Harry: I can't believe you still listen to Joni Mitchell.
Karen: I love her. And true love lasts a lifetime. Joni Mitchell is the woman who taught your cold English wife how to feel.
Harry: Did she? Oh well that's good. I must write to her some time and say thanks.

You have called me a liar and a thief and a war propagandaist.

Howard Hughes

It's a terrible thing, to outlive your entire family.

Laura Brown

Toula Portokalos: I woke up with this huge zit this morning.
Ian Miller: Where?
Toula Portokalos: [points to spot on face] There.
Ian Miller: I had a huge zit this morning!
Toula Portokalos: Really? Where?
Ian Miller: [points to his face] Well, it was there, but it's gone now.
Toula Portokalos: Why?
Ian Miller: I put some Windex on it.

Orders are nobody can see the Great Oz! Not nobody, not no how!

Guardian of the Emerald City Gates

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