Lloyd: That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
Lady at bus stop: Austria.
Lloyd: Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
Lady at bus stop: Let's not.

Phil: Can I talk to you about a matter that is not work-related?
Rita: You never talk about work.

Are you kidding me? Look at all this crap! There's like a million wires in here. I'm more like a three wire guy

MacGruber

Carl Showalter: I'm not gonna debate you, Jerry.
Jerry Lundegaard: Okay.
Carl Showalter: I'm not gonna sit here and debate.

Okay. There, you see the star is me, right there, and I'll be in there. The X is Anthony. Bob, you're the zero out here in the car.

Dignan

What's holding him up?

Hank Fallon

Strap, God wants you on the floor.

Coach Norman Dale

What if I send in the tape and they don't like it? I mean, what if they say I'm no good? What if they say "Get outta here, kid. You got no future."? I mean, I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection. Jesus, I'm starting to sound like my old man!

Marty McFly

You kinda look like a shiny mermaid.

Kevin

Father Flynn: I can fight you.
Sister Aloysius: You will lose.

I don't want to waste another moment of my life without you in it.

Andrew Largeman

Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh... just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.

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