Your aim's as bad as your cooking sweetheart... and that's saying something!

John Smith

Remember, concentrate on the moment. Feel, don't think. Trust your instincts.

Qui-Gon Jinn

Eric: We could be walking through an ancient graveyard right now, like a bone depository or something.
Stacy: I doubt that.
[Eric mimics Stacy to himself]
Stacy: Did you just mimic me?
Eric: No, no I was just agreeing with you.

Mask on!

Col. Quaritch

Holy crap balls.

Flint Lockwood

I wanna hug yo' face!

Toy #2

Steven Taylor's greatest hits.

David Shaw

Simon: [talking to police on speaker] Well, is the ebony Samaritan there?
Zeus: You got a problem with ebony?
Simon: No, no. My only problem is that I went to some trouble preparing that game for McClane. You interfered with a well-laid plan.
Zeus: Well, you can stick your well-laid plan up your well-laid ass.

I'm willing to sign breasts!

Bumper

Tibby: So Kostos isn't married. Why can't you just stop thinking about it and follow your heart?
Lena: Because...he broke my heart!

I need unguent.

Gaer Grimsrud

I never said I was a golden god... did I?

Russell Hammond

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