Your aim's as bad as your cooking sweetheart... and that's saying something!John Smith
Remember, concentrate on the moment. Feel, don't think. Trust your instincts.Qui-Gon Jinn
Eric: We could be walking through an ancient graveyard right now, like a bone depository or something.
Stacy: I doubt that.
[Eric mimics Stacy to himself]
Stacy: Did you just mimic me?
Eric: No, no I was just agreeing with you.
Mask on!Col. Quaritch
Holy crap balls.Flint Lockwood
I wanna hug yo' face!Toy #2
Steven Taylor's greatest hits.David Shaw
Simon: [talking to police on speaker] Well, is the ebony Samaritan there?
Zeus: You got a problem with ebony?
Simon: No, no. My only problem is that I went to some trouble preparing that game for McClane. You interfered with a well-laid plan.
Zeus: Well, you can stick your well-laid plan up your well-laid ass.
I'm willing to sign breasts!Bumper
Tibby: So Kostos isn't married. Why can't you just stop thinking about it and follow your heart?
Lena: Because...he broke my heart!
I need unguent.Gaer Grimsrud
I never said I was a golden god... did I?Russell Hammond