He's keen to get home.

Husband at Tube Station

Kevin Lomax: What about love?
John Milton: Overrated. Biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate.

I did it when I was a freshman, and you'll do it when you're seniors. but you're doing great. Now fry like bacon, you little freshman piggies. Fry!

Simone

Mr. Vargas: Are you in my class?
Jeff Spicoli: I am today.

Whoa. Where did you say you were from again?

Michael

Do you remember when we used to be explorers?

Captain Picard

Let us have pirates, clowns, and a happy ending, or we shall send you back to Stratford to your wife!

Philip Henslowe

What we're talking about is money, real money, Amigo money. No dough, no show.

Lucky Day

By the time you get this message, I'll be in the dead zone. It came a little sooner than we thought, but this means you won't be able to send a message back. So, I just wanted to let you know that I don't need the message because I know everything you wanna say. Just remember it takes eight minutes for light to travel from sun to Earth, which means you'll know we succeeded about eight minutes after we deliver the payload. All you have to is look out for a little extra brightness in the sky. So if you wake up one morning and it's a particularly beautiful day, you'll know we made it. Okay, I'm signing out and I'll see you in a couple years.

Capa

[to a group of reporters] I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.

Tom Dobbs

I had the strangest dream. I dreamt that some psychopath was trying to break the two of you up. Luckily, I woke up and I see that the world is just as it should be. For my best friend has won the best woman. I didn't buy you a gift. But this is on loan until you two find your song...

Julianne Potter

You do that to Apollo Creed, they'll put us in jail for murder.

Paulie

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