Detective John Kimble: I have a headache. Lowell: It might be a tumor.
Detective John Kimble: It's not a tumor! It's not a tumor. At all!
I'm just gonna pump and dump.Fat Amy
Evelyn: Have you got any bright ideas?
Rick: I'm thinking, I'm thinking...
Evelyn: You better think of something fast, because, if he turns me into a mummy you're the first one I'm coming after.
Anna: I'm sorry you're...
Larry: Don't say it! Don't you fucking say you're too good for me. I am, but don't say it.
Die, Jedi dogs. Oh... what did I say?C-3PO
Jerry Shaw: [shouting] Are you the one who called me on the phone?
Rachel Holloman: She called you, too?
You know Spider, you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little fuck. You know that?Tommy DeVito
Marlin: What did it say? What did the mask say?
Dory: P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.
Welcome to America's weirdest home videos.Ricky Fitts
Bellatrix Lestrange: How dare you defy your master!
Dobby the House Elf: Dobby has no master.
[to white fan] Stay black!Three G's
God... let this be it.Jim