You married your *cousin*?

Andrew

You got enough nice pictures?

Joe Black

We're meant to lose the people we love. How else are we supposed to know how important they are?

Sybil Wagner

Next time, we should invite Leslie. She'd like that.

Jesse Aarons

Know your dope fiend. You will not be able to see his eyes because of tea shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim.

Voice of Drug Film Narrator

What you feel only matters to you. It's what you do to the people you love. That's what matters. That's the only thing that counts.

Stephen

Miles Darby: I just like to play with myself.
Lucy Avila: Oh you make it too easy.

You have Christ between your thighs... only with a shorter beard.

Darald

William Wallace: Why do you help me?
Princess Isabelle: Because of the way you are looking at me now.

Elrond: Your hands are cold. The life of the Eldar is leaving you.
Arwen: This was my choice... ada, whether by your will or not, there is no ship now that can bear me hence.

You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up, 'cause I'll come over there, and jam an oar up your ass.

Tommy

By the way, I like to sleep in the nude.

Dr. Buddy Rydell

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