Who's an animal? Your mother's an animal, ya son of a bitch.

Jake La Motta

Carrie Bradshaw: Women come to New York for the two L's: Labels and Love.

Have you been shootin' up Rogaine?


Duke: How's it hangin' Harry?
Harry: I keep trying to die, but they won't let me.
Duke: Well, you can't have everything.

Luba: What did you do?
Brit: You go first.

It's our wits that make us men.

Malcolm Wallace

[to Samnang] You better cure cancer, kid.


Vianne Rocher: And these are for your husband. Unrefined cacao nips from Guatemala, to awaken the passions.
Yvette Marceau: Psshh. You've obviously never met my husband.
Vianne Rocher: Well, you've obviously never tried these.

I hate Mondays.


Up is down, black is white.

Eddie Dane

I didn’t do this.

Bryan Mills

The Oracle: So, let's get the obvious stuff out of the way.
Neo: You're not human, are you?
The Oracle: It's tough to get any more obvious than that.

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