Stewardess: What did you do to him?
Holly McClane: I knocked two of his teeth out.
Stewardess: Would you like some champagne?

French journalist: Inspector, do you know if the killer was a man or woman?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Well of course I know that! What else is there? A kitten?

Look at my limo driver... I'm going to have sex with her! alright!

Aldous Snow

Mares eat oats, and does eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy. A kid'll eat ivy, too... wouldn't you?

Carl Stargher

Lou: Hey, Gil, our boys finally gonna win one game?
Gil: Way to be supportive, Lou.

John Coffey: That's a smart mouse, Del, he's like a circus mouse.
Eduard Delacroix: Correct, that's just what he is too. He's a circus mouse. When I get outta here, he's gonna make me rich.

Colonel Sandurz: They must have hyperjets on that thing.
Dark Helmet: And what do we have on this thing? A cuisinart?

[to Mia while possessed] May God have mercy on your soul!

Father Perez

You forgot your boarding pass.

Marcus Burnett

Mr. Reede, I'm tired and very cranky!

Judge Stevens

Close your eyes ladies! I'm comin' in!

Tom Reagan

We need somewhere to put our black asses, nigger.

Borat

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