[when approaching a slaughterhouse] What's that stench?

Kirk

Tony Stark: [Tony has just been told by a US Marshal that tomorrow he has to attend court in front of the US Armed forces committee] Show me the badge.
Happy Hogan: [to the US Marshall] He likes the badge.
U.S. Marshal: [She shows her badge] Still like it?
Tony Stark: Yeah.

I'm a Hilton, I don't bow... but I do bend over.

Paris Hilton

Steve Rogers: "I know you don't think I can do this..."
Bucky Barnes: "This isn't a backyard, Steve, it's a war!"

Julian Mercer: You really are a very sexy woman.
Erica Barry: No, really, I swear to God, I'm NOT!

Oooh, Behave!

Austin Powers

Take off your socks and put on your crocs, We're getting wet.

Tony Stark

Alison Scott: Why don't you go fuck your fucking Bong?
Ben Stone: I will! I'll do it doggy style, too!

Narrator: Tyler, you are by far the most interesting single-serving friend I've ever met... see I have this thing: everything on a plane is single-serving...
Tyler Durden: Oh I get it, it's very clever.
Narrator: Thank you.
Tyler Durden: How's that working out for you?
Narrator: What?
Tyler Durden: Being clever.
Narrator: Great.
Tyler Durden: Keep it up then... Right up.

Frankie Dunn: So is Jesus a Demigod?
Father Horvak: There are no Demigods, you fucking Pagan!

Houston, we are venting something out into space. I can see it outside window one right now. It's definitely a... a gas of some sort... It's got to be the oxygen.

Jim Lovell

Shorty: Yeah, Red!
Malcolm X: Come on, you missed me!
Shorty: Try this on for size!
Malcolm X: I ducked.
Shorty: [laughing] You ducked?

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