Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world, all other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan is number one exporter of potassium, Other Central Asian countries have inferior potassium.


It's ok. I just hit my face!

Dudley Frank

[while in Superman's Fortress of Solitude] You act like you've been here before.

Kitty Kowalski

You want more mysterious? I'll just try and think, "Where the hell's the whiskey?"


Woman, this is all your fault. Come bargin' in here like a friggin' moose.

Kenny Fisher

You'll have to pay me to see this garbage!


Capt. Vasili Borodin: Torpedo impact, 20 seconds.
Captain Ramius: What books?
Jack Ryan: Pardon me?
Captain Ramius: What books did you write?
Jack Ryan: I wrote a biography of, of Admiral Halsey, called "The Fighting Sailor," about, uh, naval combat tactics...
Captain Ramius: I know this book!
Capt. Vasili Borodin: Torpedo impact...
Captain Ramius: Your conclusions were all wrong, Ryan...
Capt. Vasili Borodin: ...10 seconds.
Captain Ramius: ...Halsey acted stupidly.

I touched a guy's balls once in Hebrew School.


James Bond: You didn't think I'd miss this performance, did you?
Kara Milovy: Oh, James!

Steve: Hey Mike, 'I got dibs on top' Ha ha.
Mike: Shut up!
Steve: Ha ha ha ha ha.
Mike: Why don't you shut up?
Steve: Heh heh, 'Hello Washington'. Ha ha ha.
Mike: SHUT UP!

Do you... like pineapple?

He Zhiwu, Cop 223

You could be a model. It's too bad you're not sexy.


FREE Movie Newsletter