Brian Madison: Remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock: r-o-k?
Billy Madison: Yeah, so what's your point?
Brian Madison: r-o-C-k!
Billy Madison: Ohhh yeh! The c is silent.

Mace Windu: There is no doubt that the attacker was a Sith.
Yoda: Always two. there are. No more, no less. A master... and an apprentice.
Mace Windu: But which was destroyed, the master or the apprentice?

Sometimes, fate just... fate just up-and-fucks you for no good reason. That the way'a the world! The way it's always gonna be. Alright then, peace bro.

Darwin Tremor

Lets keep, truckin'!

Willy Wonka

Schmidt: We'll go around to classes and activities, ask about the drug, find out who the dealer is.
Jenko: Do we look older or does everyone in college look like babies?

Zeus: See, I told you Park Drive was jammed!
John McClane: I didn't say through Park Drive.

I understand that you are handicapped by a natural immaturity, and I forgive you.

Grace Stamper

Natalie: Where's Knox? Is he OK?
Dylan: He's fine. He's the bad guy.

Rufus: You know what the dead do with most of their time? They watch the living. Especially in the shower.
Jay: I can't wait to die.

Look at this. Look at what they make you give.

The Professor

Dante Hicks: She was supposed to meet Brad Michaelson in a dark bedroom. She picked the wrong one. She didn't even know I was at the party.
Randal Graves: Oh my God.
Dante Hicks: Great story, huh?
Randal Graves: That girl was vile to you.

George Bailey: You sit around here and you spin your little webs and you think the whole world revolves around you and your money. Well, it doesn't, Mr. Potter. In the whole vast configuration of things, I'd say you were nothing but a scurvy little spider! And...
[turning to his aide]
George Bailey: And that goes for you, too!

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