Umpire: You threw at him intentionally!
Rick Vaughn: Oh, kiss my ass!
Umpire: You're gone!
Rick Vaughn: You're full of shit! Fuck you!
Umpire: Get outta here, rookie!
Rick Vaughn: Oh, why don't you blow me ump?

There's nothing tragic about being fifty. Not unless you're trying to be twenty-five.

Joe Gillis

[to The Terminator] Now don't take this the wrong way, but you're a terminator, right?

John Connor

Han Solo: Look, Your Worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight. I take orders from just one person: me.
Princess Leia: It's a wonder you're still alive.
[Pushes past Chewbacca]
Princess Leia: Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?
Han Solo: No reward is worth this.

I've got someone to cover for me. Everybody's replaceable.

Jerry

This will be the end of Gondor as we know it. Here the hammer-stroke will fall hardest.

Gandalf

Make 'em laugh!

Cosmo Brown

I'll see my lawyer about this as soon as he graduates from law school.

Rufus T. Firefly

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

Brody

[in TV ad] Hi friends, Goldie Wilson III for Wilson Hover Conversion Systems. You know, when my Grandpa was Mayor of Hill Valley, he had to worry about traffic problems. But now, you don't have to worry about traffic. I'll hover convert your old road car into into a skyway flyer! For only $39,999.95, so come on down and see me Goldie Wilson III, at any one of our 29 convenient locations. Remember, keep 'em flying!

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I saw it! It's alive! It's huge!

Party guest

Tess Ocean: Ma Marcus?
Julia Roberts: Um... No it's Julia.
Tess Ocean: um... oh... Hello Julia... it's ah... Julia.

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