Too many things too many things too many things... I wanna go for a walk. Let's go for a walk.

Amber Waves

Turn them on each other...
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Why exactly are there snakes on this plane?


Very funny, George. This one will make you laugh.
[shoots George in the foot]

Jake Green

Judd Altman: Three months ago I had a great job and a nice apartment and I was in love with my wife.
Penny Moore: No, you weren't.
Judd Altman: No?
Penny Moore: No. She was sleeping with somebody else for a year and you never noticed... How in love could you have been?
Judd Altman: Yep... That's fair.

Anakin Skywalker: Easy! We're in a bit of a situation.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Did I miss something?

Everything Is Awesome!

Emmet [singing]

You've taught us so much more than I can ever have imagined.


Shrek: Go over there and see if you can find any stairs.
Donkey: Stairs? I thought we was lookin' for the Princess.
Shrek: The Princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower.
Donkey: How do you know that?
Shrek: I read it in a book once.

[to Kelly] Hey, you want some good parental advice? Don't listen to me.

Dr. Ian Malcolm

Aloha, Mr. Hand.

Jeff Spicoli

Premium Fantasy woman: Mr. Kazu sent me, premium fantasy. My stockings. Rip them. [sounds like "lip them"]
Bob: [silent, confused]
Premium Fantasy woman: Rip my stockings. Yes, please, rip them.
Bob: What?
Premium Fantasy woman: Rip them. HEY! Rip my stocking!
Bob: Hey? Lip them? Lip them? What?

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