Fuck the po-lice!


Its the fuzz!!

Jim's Dad

Aubrey: What are you doing?
Fat Amy: Horizontal running.

It's okay, 99. Big people feel pain, too.

Maxwell Smart

Nemo: I'm sorry I couldn't stop the...
Gill: No, I'm the one who should be sorry. I was so ready to get out, so ready to taste that ocean, I was willing to put you in harm's way to get there. Nothing should be worth that.

Danny Butterman: [after supposedly stabbing Sgt. Angel, waving a sachet of tomato ketchup] Da daaa!
Nicholas Angel: Danny, this is murder.
Danny Butterman: It's not murder, it's ketchup.
Nicholas Angel: We have to do something, Frank's appointed himself as Judge, Jury and Executioner.
Danny Butterman: [agitated and defensive] He is not Judge Judy and Executioner

Lillian: You remember my cousin Rita. Rita just bought a new house. It is gorgeous.
Rita: I wouldn't know, I only see the kitchen and the laundry room, and the ceiling in my bedroom.
Rita: [after pause] Sometimes the floor.

I have no idea what you guys are talking about. I thought we were here to talk about petroleum.

Tommy Corn

Officer Michaels: [out of breath] He's a freak...
Officer Michaels: He's the fastest kid alive...

God help us all.

Edward Blake

Elizabeth Halsey: Sign my yearbook.
Russell Gettis: Hold my ball sack.

Private Ryan: Uh sir? Where am I to be during all this?
Captain Miller: No more than two feet away from me. And that's not negotiable.

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