Stop tailgatin' me ya pasty teabag! Can I make a peepee?Kirk Lazarus
Let me tell you something, boy. You can march like the white man, you can talk like him. You can sing his songs, you can even wear his suits. But, you ain't NEVER gonna be nothing to him, than an ugly ass chimp... in a blue suit.Trip
Pamela Landy: If there's something you're not telling me I want it now before I send that girl out there, do you understand?
Ward Abbott: You talk about this stuff like you read it in a book.
I tried to stand up and fly straight, but it wasn't easy with that sumbitch Reagan in the White House. I dunno. They say he's a decent man, so maybe his advisors are confused.H.I.
Etta Place: Butch?
Butch Cassidy: Hmm.
Etta Place: Do you ever wonder if I'd met you first, we'd be the ones to get involved?
Butch Cassidy: But we are involved, Etta. Don't you know that? I mean you are riding on my bicycle ... in some Arabian countries that's the same as being married.
Ray Ferrier: Ketchup. Mustard. Thousand Island Dressing. Vinaigrette. This is good, Robbie. I told you to pack *food*. What the hell is this?
Robbie Ferrier: That's all that was in your kitchen.
I thought you couldn't live without your heart.Young Kristina Jung
Juan ObregÃ³n: If you want to smuggle narcotics in Senore Espastico Jacobo, that is nothing new, Senora.
Helena Ayala: No, not IN. The doll IS cocaine. High-impact, pressure-molded cocaine. It's odorless. Undetectable by the dogs. Undetectable by anyone...
Juan ObregÃ³n: I don't believe you, Senora.
You can come and play now.Barry Guiler
Hatsumomo: I was a maiko once.
Sayuri Nitta: Oh, of course. But that was a long, long, long, *long* time ago.
DEA Agent: Javier, you should feel good about this.
Javier Rodriguez: I feel like a traitor.
We're up the creek and you want to hock the paddle!Jerry