No, my webs were no miracle, Wilbur. I was only describing what I saw. The miracle is you.

Charlotte A. Cavatica

Scott Hoager: So I guess you're the fastest kid in school now, huh?
[Jesse makes a fist at him]
Scott Hoager: It was a joke, dude!
[punches him hard into a wall]
Scott Hoager: Are you nuts?

This is the day of reckoning!

Vincent

Anthony: No, no, no, take that voodoo-ass thing off of there right now!
Peter: I know you just didn't call St. Christopher voodoo. Man's the patron saint of travelers, dog.
Anthony: You had a conversation with God, huh? What did God say? Go forth, my son, and leave big slobbery suction rings on every dashboard you find? Why the hell do you do that?
Peter: Look at the way your crazy ass drive, then ask me that again!

Not you, fat Jesus.

Officer Franklin

[to Bella] You are my life now.

Edward Cullen

Nice ma - nice manners, babe!

The Geek

I don't see anything about heaven or hell. This book reads like stereo instructions.

Adam

I've seen better acting in a porno.

Mark

Jenny Summers: Axel!
Victor Maitland: Careful, old boy. You might hit me.

Pamela Landy: If there's something you're not telling me I want it now before I send that girl out there, do you understand?
Ward Abbott: You talk about this stuff like you read it in a book.

Popeye. You still picking your feet in Poughkeepsie?

Walt Simonson

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