Amber Von Tussle: Aren't you a little fat for the show?
Tracy Turnblad: I'm sure many of the other home viewers out there are pleasantly plump or chunky.
Amber Von Tussle: Come on. The show's not filmed in Cinemascope.

Han Solo: Yeah, but this time I've *got* the money.
Greedo: If you give it to me, I might forget I found you.
Han Solo: I don't have it *with* me. Tell Jabba...
Greedo: Jabba's through with you. He has no use for smugglers who drop their shipments at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.
Han Solo: Even *I* get boarded *sometimes.* Do you think I had a choice?
Greedo: You can tell that to Jabba. He may only take your ship.
Han Solo: Over my dead body!

Landon: I might kiss you.
Jamie: I might be bad at it.
Landon: That's not possible.

For once, I would love to see someone on that couch who's under eighty-five!

Max Bialystock

But choose wisely, for while the true Grail will bring you life, the false Grail will take it from you.

Grail Knight

Marianne: Good morning, Fanny.
Fanny: Good morning, Miss Marianne.
Marianne: How did you find the silver? Was it all genuine?

David Mills: Yeah, a landlord's dream: a paralyzed tenant with no tongue.
William Somerset: Who pays the rent on time.

Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary.

Young Katie and Randy (together)

Want a Twinkie, Genghis Khan?

Ted

I'm gonna send you all to hell!

Steve the Pirate

When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail.

Surfing Instructor

Find out what those blue monkeys want.

Selfridge

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