[breathing heavily] I know you're trying to be all mystical and Kung Fu-ey, but could you tell me where we're going?

Po

Doug Billings: Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much.
Phil Wenneck: Jesus, he's like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and shit.

This thing is wicked!

Captain Lennox

Second chances are rare, man. You ought to take better advantage of them.

Dan

[to David] To answer your question, there are two reasons why I'm looking at you like this. One because it seems in a few minutes you will officially be the only survivor of this train wreck, and two, because you didn't break one bone. You don't have a scratch on you.

ER Doctor

That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen! What is wrong with you people?

Rebecca

I used to have a pony, on Coney Island. It got hit by a truck.

Sport

Do you know what she has done to me? It's terrible! She has turned me into an honest man.

Fritz Wendel

America is a wall, and you're on the other side.

Carl Lee

Shall we ask this baggage to sit down or shall we just throw her out of the window?

Professor Henry Higgins

Jesse James is bigger than you can imagine...

Robert Ford

Don't jive me, man.

Ray Charles

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