Who cares if I've had a few little nips and tucks? God didn't make plastic surgeons so they could starve!

G.G. Sparrow

Tyra Banks: Do you know who i am?
Hannah Montana: I know you know who i am.

[rehearsing his proposal lines to an older woman at the school]
Ben: To say I’m crazy about you doesn’t do you any justice. I adore you. I’m devoted to you. You would make me the luckiest man on the planet if you would be my wife.
Lunch Woman: Eh
Ben: What’s that mean, “eh”?

A maid found herself locked in the bathroom. She was only trapped for a few moments, but when she came out she was blind. She gouged her own eyes out with a pair of scissors.

Gerald Olin

Put the frog down!

Nadya

Thor: IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?
Ultron: [With his arms outstretched] THIS is the best I can do. This is what I've been waiting for. All of you against all of me!
Steve Rogers: You had to ask...

But we're happy... Aren't we?

Larry

Vizzini: Finish him. Finish him, your way.
Fezzik: Oh good, my way. Thank you Vizzini... what's my way?
Vizzini: Pick up one of those rocks, get behind a boulder, in a few minutes the man in black will come running around the bend, the minute his head is in view, hit it with the rock!!
Fezzik: My way's not very sportsman-like.

Move over, Cabbage.

Prince Philip

[about Edie] What do you want me to do?

Syd Pepperman

Keep Patty away from Larry - suck the intelligence right out of her.

Gil

Find Bond!

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