Goddamn FBI don't respect nothin'.


I'm very little! You cheat very big!

Short Round

We decided to leave town just one damn day to late!

Valentine McKee

Mary: He MySpaced me.
Nathan: Ouch!
Mary: Oh.
Joshua: Oh girl I don't know about that... My trampy little sister says MySpace is the new booty call.

Davy Jones: I wonder, Sparrow, can you condemn a innocent man, a friend to a lifetime of servitude in your name while you roam free?
Jack Sparrow: Yep, I can live with it

Melanie Carmichael: [of Bryant the dog] Can he swim?
Jake: Doesn't look like it.

I thought you couldn't live without your heart.

Young Kristina Jung

Buck Swope: How's my little kung fu fighter?
Jessie St. Vincent: He's kicking ass inside my stomach.

Wendy: Kill em' for me Marv. Kill 'em good.
Marv: I won't let you down, Goldie.

Please, sit down before you fall down.


Nightcrawler: Excuse me? They say you can imitate anybody, even their voice.
Mystique: [as Nightcrawler] Even their voice.
Nightcrawler: Then why not stay in disguise all the time? You know, look like everyone else.
Mystique: Because we shouldn't have to.

Secundus: [as he overlooks the balcony] I see the kingdom, father. The whole of Stormhold.
King: And...
Secundus: My kingdom?
King: Maybe... Look up.
[Secondus looks up to the sky, the king looks to Septimus. Septimus smiles and pushes Secondus off the balcony]

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