This is not war... it's human extinction!

Optimus Prime

Del Fuegos! Hide the bikes! Quick!

Woody Stevens

Mike McDermott: You comin' up?
Lester 'Worm' Murphy: No, I've been standin' out here all this time just to say hi.
Mike McDermott: All right, listen, things haven't been that smooth on the homefront so, you know, tone it down a little, all right?
Lester 'Worm' Murphy: Tone done what, motherfucker?

Milt Shaw: Ray Charles. We believe in your talent. We want to be in the Ray Charles business. We've already got you booked on a ten city tour with Roy Milton's Solid Senders and Tangula, the exotic shake dancer.
Ahmet Ertegun: She is gorgeous.

Keep Patty away from Larry - suck the intelligence right out of her.

Gil

Dudley Frank: [upon seeing Maggie] She's perfect for me. I wanted to say something funny, but all I could think of was black jokes.
Bobby Davis: Do tell... which ones? Why don't you tell the one that ends with me beating your ass?

What do you mean by that? Why do you guys hate me? Can we cook up some sausages? Ohh I have wasps in my brain!

Ruth Buggs

[after his neighbor changes into a zombie] The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.

Columbus

It never made sense for you to love me. I always knew that.

Bella

Phil Wenneck: [his answering machine message] Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don't, but do me a favor: don't text me, it's gay.

John Wayne! Are you tryin' to tell me he's a fag?

Joe Buck

Ray Kinsella: What are you grinning at, you ghost?
Shoeless Joe Jackson: If you build it...
[nods toward John Kinsella]
Shoeless Joe Jackson: ... HE will come.

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