Bart Simpson: I want a father who's the same in the morning as he is at night. Oh... what's that word...
Todd Flanders, Rod Flanders: Consistency?
Bart Simpson: Thanks losers.

Derek Zoolander: Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking "wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career."
Matilda: Do what for a career?
Derek Zoolander: Be professionally good looking.

Carry out the deed.

Bellatrix Lestrange

[rides a moped up a ramp] I AM SO BADASS!

Susan Cooper

Marion: What do you want?
Toht: Ah, the same thing your friend Dr. Jones wanted? Surely he mentioned there would be other interested parties.
Marion: Must have slipped his mind.

That movie has warped my fragile little mind.


You're a child. That's what makes you so fucking scary.

Nicholas Garrigan

You screwed up their lives? And by doing that, you decided to screw up our lives? Asshole!

Doug Madsen

[narrating] I wanted to run away that day, but you can't run away from your own feet.

Flint Lockwood

You're trying to defend your family, that's admirable. I'm trying to defend the nation from alien war.

Harold Attinger

Don't believe everything you read. Especially The Mirror.


Why don't you lay out two lines of your selfishness, which is your blow, draw the shades, take the phone off the hook, grab a straw, and snort!

Gayle Sweeny

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