[manipulating Dupree's mouth so Jack seems to be speaking to him] Don't worry, I forgive you Darwin.

Darwin Tremor

Arthur Hutchins: Night mommy.
Christine Collins: [yelling] Stop calling me that! I'm not your mother! I want my son back! Damn You!

Must we go through this every time? Come here.

Julian Mercer

That's a record!

Leonard Chess

Mr. Hooten: What happened to the cat, Albert?
Albert Markovski: How'd you know about my cat?
Mr. Hooten: The cat was killed by curiosity.
Albert Markovski: Oh, right, that cat.

Papers can't do anything right.

Richard Brewer

You see. You are a doctor and a philosopher. Yes, I do have a good life now. Please, please. Sit here. I come from a very poor family, I think you should know this. My father left me when I was a child. The British Army; became my home. They took me as a cleaner, in the kitchens, cleaning pots. They used to beat me.

Idi Amin

Percy: Where are we?
Inez: This is Little Havana.
Percy: Like in Grand Theft Auto?

Marty DiBergi: "This tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth of this band cannot even be charted. They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry."
Nigel Tufnel: That's just nitpicking, isn't it?

Look, it's growing so fast.

D'Leh

[flying from Neverland with his children] Thank you for believing.

Peter Banning

Tabloid Reading Customer: I'm going to break your fucking head! You fucking jerk-off!
Dante Hicks: Sir! Sir, I'm sorry! He didn't mean it! He meant to hit me.
Tabloid Reading Customer: Well, he missed!
Dante Hicks: I know. I'm sorry. Here, let me refund your money, and we'll call it even.
Tabloid Reading Customer: I'll never come in here again.

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