Jeff Bebe: I can't say anymore with the writer here.
Russell Hammond: No, no, no. You can trust him, you can say whatever you want.
Jeff Bebe: I work just as hard or harder than anybody on that stage. You know what I do? I connect. I get people off. I look for the one guy who isn't getting off, and I make him get off. THAT you can print!
Stinger: We need a plan.
Caine: We need firepower.
I will serve you in your campaign until you have a victory.Iorek Byrnison
[about to be kissed] Uh, I heard this rumor... alcohol impairs your judgment.Carter Duryea
All right, put your hands in the air!Metro Man
Gwen: [Mouths] What are you doing here?
Van Wilder: [Mouths] I don't know!
[in unison] Our mom says our dad is a real sex machine.Rina, Tina
Edward Cole: Do you hate me?
Carter Chambers: Not yet.
Neo: Why are you here?
The Oracle: Same reason. I love candy.
Legalize itDeputy Clementine Johnson
Chas: Are you okay?
Royal: Fuck do you care?
Thank you, boys. Thank you.John Keating