Jeff Bebe: I can't say anymore with the writer here.
Russell Hammond: No, no, no. You can trust him, you can say whatever you want.
Jeff Bebe: I work just as hard or harder than anybody on that stage. You know what I do? I connect. I get people off. I look for the one guy who isn't getting off, and I make him get off. THAT you can print!

Stinger: We need a plan.
Caine: We need firepower.

I will serve you in your campaign until you have a victory.

Iorek Byrnison

[about to be kissed] Uh, I heard this rumor... alcohol impairs your judgment.

Carter Duryea

All right, put your hands in the air!

Metro Man

Gwen: [Mouths] What are you doing here?
Van Wilder: [Mouths] I don't know!

[in unison] Our mom says our dad is a real sex machine.

Rina, Tina

Edward Cole: Do you hate me?
Carter Chambers: Not yet.

Neo: Why are you here?
The Oracle: Same reason. I love candy.

Legalize it

Deputy Clementine Johnson

Chas: Are you okay?
Royal: Fuck do you care?

Thank you, boys. Thank you.

John Keating

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