John Smith: That left of yours is a thing of beauty.
Jane Smith: Mmm. You take it well.
It's hell out there. Matthew's trapped with an evangelist from Minnesota.Gareth
[to Rhonda] GET OUT OF YOUR PANTS!Valentine McKee
Joe Gillis: I'm not an executive, just a writer.
Norma Desmond: You are, are you? writing words, words, more words! Well, you'll make a rope of words and strangle this business! With a microphone there to catch the last gurgles, and Technicolor to photograph the red, swollen tongues!
Is there anything that you have done that is good, Nicholas? You came to Africa to play the white man. But we aren't a game. We're real. This room is real. Your death will be the first real thing that has happened to you.Idi Amin
Rufus T. Firefly: How would you like a job in the mint?
Chicolini: Mint? No, no, I no like a mint. Uh, what other flavor you got?
Tyra Banks: Do you know who i am?
Hannah Montana: I know you know who i am.
[sitting watching "Ghost" and crying] God, I'm a fag.Tank
Kevin Lomax: What are you?
John Milton: Oh, I have so many names...
Kevin Lomax: Satan.
John Milton: Call me Dad.
Yeah, well I'd like to take a moment to review the several ways in which you're a douche bag?Gust Avrakotos
[after swallowing a bunch of pills] All she's got is Nyquill and fucking Midol!Junior
Barney Ross: [watching Luna fight] I could do that.
Bonaparte: You wanna slip on a dress and give it a shot?