You came back. I always knew you were a good man.Elizabeth Swann
The last transformer blew. I think we hit oil, either way we's killin wolves!Ottway
I never knew Canada could be this much fun.John McClane
[realizing how round his frame is] Whoa, I gotta lay off da nuts!Pip in Andalasia
God is with US!Moses
Paul Edgecomb: You let him get past you.
Dean Stanton: No I did not.
Brutus "Brutal" Howell: Three grown men... outsmarted by a mouse.
Gertie: Thank you, daddy.
Ollie: Anything for you, Gert. You know why?
Ollie: 'Cause you're the only thing I was ever really good at.
Spider: [hesitating] Why don't you go fuck yourself, Tommy?
Conway: [stunned silence] Whoa! Can't believe what I just heard. Hey Spider, here. This is for you.
Jimmy Conway: Attaboy! I got respect for this kid. He's got a lot of fucking balls. Good for you! Don't take no shit off nobody.
Feng: "Ping pong or how the Chinese say: ping pong
Honey, if you don't tell me what's on your mind, I'm afraid I'll have to smother you with a pillow.Jan Edgecomb
Austin: Hello, Mummy. Can I have some chocolates? I want some Mars Bars. Don't smack my bottom, Mummy...
Felicity Shagwell: Austin?
Austin: Sorry, love. I got stuck in your dirty pillows.
Ned Plimpton: I'm gonna fight you, Steve.
[Steve hits Ned in the face]
Steve Zissou: You never say, "I'm gonna fight you, Steve." You just smile and act natural, and then you sucker-punch him.
Ned Plimpton: You fight your way, and I'll fight mine.
Steve Zissou: Okay, listen, Ned. Don't you try to...
[Ned hits Steve in the face]
Steve Zissou: I think your Team Zissou ring might've caught me on the lip.