Isabella Swan: You've got to give me some answers.
Edward Cullen: I'd rather hear your theories.
Isabella Swan: I have considered radioactive spiders and kryptonite.
Edward Cullen: That's all superhero stuff, right? What if I'm not the hero? What if I'm... the bad guy?

Marcus Brody: Henry, the pen.
Professor Henry Jones: What?
Marcus Brody: Well, don't you see? The pen is mightier than the sword!

Tonight's gonna be the best night ever!

Charlie

Mohamed Karaman: May God be with you.
Emily: And you as well.

Dewey Cox: Maybe you don't believe in me at all.
Edith: I do believe in you
[pause]
Edith: I just know you're gonna fail.

Scarlett: Atlanta.
Mammy: Savannah would be better for ya. You just get in trouble in Atlanta.
Scarlett: What trouble are you talking about?
Mammy: You know what trouble I's talkin' 'bout. Mr. Ashley be comin' to Atlanta when he get's his leave, and you sattin' there waitin' for him, just like a spider.
Scarlett: You go pack my things like Mother said.

See now, this is why mad scientists are generally less desirable than your common or garden variety scientist.

The Bowler

Next time you come to my house to kill me, make sure I'm home first!

Chili Palmer

A is for Awesome.

Olive Penderghast

In here there's some money. Get some clothiong, toothpaste, deodorant, personal effects, whatever have you. Take a shower! Wash your ass!

Spivey

NACHO... cheese Doritos are delicious!

Nacho Libre

Jewel: Luiz is a bulldog?
Luiz: You got anything against bulldogs?
Jewel: Only the ones that slobber on me.
Luiz: It's a medical condition!

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