Bobby Shatford: I got a woman who I can't stand to be two feet away from.
Captain Billy Tyne: Congratulations.
Bobby Shatford: Then again, I love to fish.
Captain Billy Tyne: Son, you've got a problem.
[Upon finding a Hummer filled with rifles] Thank god for rednecks!Tallahassee
Jane: Would you like a nightcap?
Frank: No thank you, I don't wear them.
You stop this fight, I'll kill ya'!Rocky
Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.Wayne Campbell
Greg: On your tombstone it will say always in the wrong place at the wrong time.
John McClane: How about Yippie-ki-yay motherfucker?
Gandalf: Dragon sickness is a malady that affects all of us.
Gandalf: Well, almost all of us.
That's nasty. What kind of a sicko gets their jollies from playin' with dog shit man?Ignacio
Mike Lowrey: Please, man. Married life is easy. You only got one woman to satisfy.
Marcus Burnett: Yo, man, we ain't the Cosbys.
[Stranger grabs Lucy's hand]
The Stranger: You don't bring me what I want to eat. What I want to drink.
Eben Olemaun: That's enough, pal. Leave the lady be.
I'm stronger than both of you!Andrew Detmer
Get to the chopper!