The two basic items necessary to sustain life, are sunshine and coconut milk... didya know that?

Ratso Rizzo

I'm sorry, was the fight over?


[On Brian falling in love with Anna...]
Rabbi Jake Schram: I mean, she's like your sister!
Father Brian Finn: Thank you for adding new depth to my confusion.

Rick O'Connell: I. Really. Hate. Mummies.
Evelyn O'Connell: I think the feeling is mutual.

Harry Potter: Had ourselves a little late night snack, did we?
Ron Weasley: It was on your bed, the box, I just thought I'd try one.
Harry Potter: Or twenty.

Senator Amidala: I'm not going to die in childbirth, Anakin. I promise you.
Anakin Skywalker: No, I promise you.

Lewis: One man and a kid. You've got to be fucking joking. This all the rebels they put up?
Reese: I'm not liking it.
En-Joo: You're in the jungle, pussnuts. There's nothing to like

Son, you got a panty on your head.


Melvin Purvis: What keeps you up nights, Mr. Dillinger?
John Dillinger: Coffee.

Kelly: Cool ride huh?
Jock # 1: Yeah... if you're a fag!
Kelly: [throws jock to the ground] Get in!

He was full of plans. Have you got any plans, Jim? Do you want us to find a cure and save the world or just fall in love and fuck? Plans are pointless. Staying alive's as good as it gets.


Freedom is the right of all sentient beings

Optimus Prime

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