I gave you life so that you could live it.

Maria Portokalos

Harry: So you got fired again, eh?
Lloyd: Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, ya' know?
Harry: Yeah, well, I lost my job too.
Lloyd: Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.
Harry: No, none taken. You know what really chaps my ass though? I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog. The alarm alone cost me two hundred.
Lloyd: Hey, chicks love it. Its the shaggin' wagon.

I hear everything. You wrote that the world doesn't need a savior, but every day I hear people crying for one.


Kate Kavanagh: What was he like?
Anastasia Steele: He was polite. Intense. Smart. Really intimidating.

What do I do? What do I do?

Ryan Stone

Never send a human to do a machine's job.

Agent Smith

[having farted in an elevator] It was me!


[Tapping Chappie's head] You know what's in here? Bunch of wires mate!


For reasons passing understanding, people do not relate guns to gun-related crime.

President Andrew Shepherd

Bond: I admire your courage, Miss...?
Sylvia Trench: Trench, Sylvia Trench. I admire your luck, Mr..?
Bond: Bond, James Bond.

You people voted for Hubert Humphrey, and you killed Jesus.

Raoul Duke

Sissy: Your shit is really getting tired, Justice.
Justice: Call me 'Boo-Boo-Kitty-Fuck', bitch.

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