Who is this? Sal, is that you. I can hear you breathing you fuck. You listening, your mother sucks fucking big (expletive) elephant dicks, you got that?Joey LaMotta
I'm testing the air. I like it but it doesn't like me.Macaulay Connor
[to Camille] Take a deep breath, you only got one shot, make it count.James Bond
Buzz: This is no time to panic.
Woody: This is a perfect time to panic!
Sara: A lot of people read them.
Derek: People like who? Like you?
Derek: Didn't think so.
And I'll be, like, "What, you don't know fuckin' Jay and Silent Bob? The fuckin' mack daddys of fuckin' Jersey?" And she'll be, like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that youse guys are a couple of little ... fuckholes!"Jay
Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?Raoul Duke
Dr. Pichlow: I know she'll appreciate all you've gone through to find her. Let's call her.
Harry Dunne: It's ringing!
Lloyd Christmas: [Answering a pink phone] Whoever this is, we're in the middle of something very important here.
Harry Dunne: This is your dad.
Lloyd Christmas: What? Hey guys, I know this is weird timing but I gotta take this. It's my dead dad.
Harry Dunne: She's got me on hold.
I can't fire them. I hired these guys for three days a week and they just started showing up every day. That was four years ago.Rob
Reuben Tishkoff: So... where's the partner's desk gonna be?
Willie Banks: Oh, there is no partner's desk, Reuben. You're out.
Reuben Tishkoff: What? Are you gonna throw me off the roof?
Willie Banks: Well, I don't want to.
Did you chop down this tree?The Lorax
Hans Gruber: You *can* unlock the vault, can't you?
Theo: You didn't bring me along for my charming personality.