Marty Gilbert: A countdown... wait, a countdown to what David?
David Levinson: It's like in chess: First, you strategically position your pieces, and when the timing is right ,you strike. They're using this signal to synchronize their efforts and in five hours the countdown will be over.
Marty Gilbert: And then what?
David Levinson: Checkmate.
Marty Gilbert: Oh, my God. I gotta call my brother, my housekeeper, my lawyer. Nah, forget my lawyer.
See that spot? Get it! The spot... All right, that's it.Shorty
Napoleon Dynamite: What kind of bike do you have?
Pedro: It's a sledgehammer.
Napoleon Dynamite: Dang! You got shocks, pegs... lucky! You ever take it off any sweet jumps?
Napoleon Dynamite: [Cut to Pedro jumping] You got like three feet of air that time.
The same person who set me up then has just set me up again, so I'm going after him.James Bond
Mini-me, you complete me.Dr. Evil
I love you too, but I'm gonna mace you in the face!Jack
Matt Weston: I'm taking you in!
(Frost knocks him down)
Tobin Frost: I want you to take me in.
[to Emma] You don't have to be so right all the time you know, it's okay to make a couple mistakes.Wilder
Kimmy Wallace: I think I'm going to cry.
Julianne Potter: Me too.
Torrance Shipman: Get out of here!
Justin Shipman: Hey, this is the living room, it's public domain!
Patrick: C minus, ladies and gentlemen! I am below average!
Sam: Below average!
Patrick: Below average!
What would you do with a brain if you had one?Dorothy