Rufus: So what do we do now?
Metatron: Well, I say we get drunk, because I'm all out of ideas.

Psychos can't kill what they can't find.

Sidney

Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: Am not.

Kamehameha!

Goku

Keys: Elliot, that machine, what does it do?
Elliot: The communicator? Is it still working?
Keys: It's doing something. What?

Wolverine: Gotta get her out of there. Cyclops, can you hit it?
Cyclops: The ring's moving too fast.
Wolverine: Just shoot it!
Cyclops: I'll kill her!

[narrating] How could she breathe in that house full of Norma Desmonds? Around every corner, Norma Desmonds... more Norma Desmonds... and still more Norma Desmonds.

Joe Gillis

Master Vampire: I have been waiting and eternity for a man of your strength to arrive. But what kind of man crawls into his own grave in search of hope?
Vlad Tepes: A desperate one.

Some people carry a rabbit's foot, I like to rock a pocket of puke.

Robert 'Fish' Fishman

You are all great athletes, thanks in large part... to me.

Big Red

Nash: I will not buy you gentlemen beer.
Bender: Oh, we're not here for beer, my friend.

Ew. EW. EW! It's terrible and wonderful at the same time! It's freedom in a cup!

Elliot

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