Jerry Maguire... How'm I doing? I'm sweating dude! I'm sweatin' my contract! I'm sweating Bob Sugar calling me, telling me I'm missing the big endorsements by being with you! THAT'S how I'm doing - I'm sweating dude!

Rod Tidwell

[on Captain Howard and Captain Sinclair, having another vicious argument] They should just bone and get that shit over with.

Mike Lowrey

I wanna hug yo' face!

Toy #2

You want a piece of me? I feel like you're eyeballin' me, dawg!

Warren

I'm assuming you all have guns and crack!

Officer Michaels

Say something, Nessa! Didn't you think I seemed better?

Virginia Woolf

Betty Schaefer: Don't you sometimes hate yourself?
Joe Gillis: Constantly.

It's surrounded by guards... video monitors... and little families from Iowa... and little kids on their eighth grade field trips.

Riley Poole

Max Cherry: If you've got time, you think you can find out where he's staying?
Winston: Cops can't locate him, huh?
Max Cherry: They don't have your winning personality.

[Aiming his shotgun at Blue Eyes] I don't take orders from monkeys!

Carver

I followed all of the rules, man's and God's. And you, you followed none of them. And they all loved you more. Samuel, Father, and my... even my own wife.

Alfred

Governor Sio Bibble: A communications disruption could mean only one thing: invasion.

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