Hell to the no!Rasputia
Augustus Waters: What's your name?
Hazel Grace Lancaster: Hazel
Augustus Waters: No, your full name
Hazel Grace Lancaster: Hazel Grace Lancaster
Mya: I don't go out with guys who don't open the door for me.
Mya: Yes. No he didn't...
If you want information from Lula, you goin' have to bring her a snack.Lula
Record Company Executive: [talking about the Opry] He's been banned for smashing out the footlights. If he smashes out lights at Folsom, they're gonna keep him there.
Johnny Cash: [Laughs]
Richard: Mr. Wilder here is quite the collegian. He's in his, what? sixth year?
Van Wilder: Actually, its lucky number seven.
George Boleyn: [about Henry Percy] He's betrothed.
Anne Boleyn: Betrothed is not married... It is a long way on bended knee to the altar.
Bonasera... Bonasera.Don Corleone
You're a child. That's what makes you so fucking scary.Nicholas Garrigan
[to Derrick] Okay Speedo!Jake Forester
"I love how much you hate you."Kelly [to Lou]
Hey Hal, come look at this turd! It looks like Klinger from M.A.S.H.!Mauricio