Hell to the no!

Rasputia

Augustus Waters: What's your name?
Hazel Grace Lancaster: Hazel
Augustus Waters: No, your full name
Hazel Grace Lancaster: Hazel Grace Lancaster

Mya: I don't go out with guys who don't open the door for me.
Zeke: Really?
Mya: Really
Zeke: Seriously?
Mya: Yes. No he didn't...
Zeke: Gotcha...

If you want information from Lula, you goin' have to bring her a snack.

Lula

Record Company Executive: [talking about the Opry] He's been banned for smashing out the footlights. If he smashes out lights at Folsom, they're gonna keep him there.
Johnny Cash: [Laughs]

Richard: Mr. Wilder here is quite the collegian. He's in his, what? sixth year?
Van Wilder: Actually, its lucky number seven.

George Boleyn: [about Henry Percy] He's betrothed.
Anne Boleyn: Betrothed is not married... It is a long way on bended knee to the altar.

Bonasera... Bonasera.

Don Corleone

You're a child. That's what makes you so fucking scary.

Nicholas Garrigan

[to Derrick] Okay Speedo!

Jake Forester

"I love how much you hate you."

Kelly [to Lou]

Hey Hal, come look at this turd! It looks like Klinger from M.A.S.H.!

Mauricio

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