Earl Bassett: Dammit, Valentine! You never go for any girl unless she fits that stupid list of yours from top to bottom.
Valentine McKee: Well, sure.
Earl Bassett: Yeah, and it's dumber than my hind end! Like that Bobbie Lynn Dexter.
Valentine McKee: Tammy Lynn Baxter!
Earl Bassett: Doesn't matter. They're all the same: dead weight. "Ooh, I broke a nail!" Ugh! Makes my skin crawl.
Valentine McKee: Yeah, well, I'm a victim of circumstance.
Earl Bassett: I thought you called it your pecker.

Make 'em laugh!

Cosmo Brown

Abba Zaba, you my only friend.

Thurgood Jenkins

What happens when the numbers run out?

Diana Whelan

I am a rooster illusion.

Tugg Speedman

We are the Knights who say... Ni!

Knight 1

When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing.

John J. Rambo

I love everything what I know about you. And I trust in what I don't.

Moses

Obi-Wan: Do you know who it was you were trying to kill?
Zam Wesell: It was a Senator from Naboo.
Obi-Wan: And who hired you?
Zam Wesell: It was just a job.
Anakin: Who hired you? Tell us.
Zam Wesell: [silent]
Anakin: Tell us now!
Zam Wesell: It was a bounty hunter called...

That's for calling me crap you fatty!

Felicity Shagwell

We are an independent international intelligence agency operating at the highest level of discretion. The Kingsmen agents are the new knights.

Galahad

Fox Mulder: Scully? Why would he say that? "Don't give up." Why would he say such a thing to you?
Dana Scully: I think that was clearly meant for you, Mulder.
Fox Mulder: He didn't say it to me. He said it to you. If Father Joe were the devil, why would he say the opposite of what the devil might say? Maybe that's the answer, the larger answer. Don't give up.

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