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I'm the best person in the whole town!
'Baby' Brent
Retain, even in opposition, your capacity for astonishment.
Thaddeus Stevens
Emperor: The son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi.
Darth Vader: If he could be turned, he would be a powerful ally.
Emperor: Yes. Yes. He would be a great asset. Can it be done?
Darth Vader: He will join us or die, my master.
You know what, the rest of you may hate your insomnia but I'm not sure I want a cure for mine. That's when I get all my best ideas... I'm alone, occasionally... with no distractions. My mind is racing with creative ideas and come 3am I feel like a genius.
Theo
The kingdom of FAR FAR Away, Donkey? That's where we're going! FAR! FAR!... away.
Shrek
I'm a thirty year old waiter/gigolo. Where's the future in that?
Roy
I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy!
Brennan Huff
This guy crossed the line and didn't even blink.
Dormer
[to rapists] If I get any trouble outta you guys, I'm gonna integrate this jail.
Sheriff
Did I leave the tap running, or is the apartment getting more tearful? I always thought it would cope okay. Didn't expect it to cry so much. When people cry, they can dry their eyes with tissues. But when an apartment cries, it takes a lot to mop it up.
Cop663
Batman: Relax, everybody. I'm here.
Emmet: Batman? Awesome! Could you make one of these in orange?
Batman: I only work in black. And sometimes, very, very dark gray.
Oh, it's not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning.
John Winger