Will there be boobies?

Sleazy Studio Guy

Jack Ryan: 200 Grand is a lot different from a tv set.
Nancy Hayes: Yea... It's way lighter.

[Shep Proudfoot bursts in and knocks Carl out of bed while he was having sex with hooker] Shep, what the fuck ya doin'? I'm banging that girl!

Carl Showalter

You lied to me!

Chappie

When did I get stabbed?! That's awesome!

Schmidt

Who's your daddy now, bitch?

Ken

[to Tess while waiting on Finn] Your married a guy for sex and then expected him to be smart.

Tess's Laywer

Pussy Galore: What happened? Where's Goldfinger?
James Bond: Playing his golden harp.

Chaucer: We regret to inform your lady that my lord will not be attending...
William: Herald, do not answer questions you do not know the answer to!
Chaucer: Absolutely, my lord.

Robert Angier: He's a dreadful magician.
Cutter: No, he's a wonderful magician. He's a dreadful showman.

Oh God, please don't let me get killed.

Jessica

It just ain't right cheatin' from a pregnant lady.

Joe Buck

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