Mrs Jennings: Have you missed me, Pigeon?
Pigeon: Very much, ma'am.
Mrs Jennings: Yes, you always say that and I never believe you.
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. And this bag was, like, dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. And that's the day I knew there was this entire life behind things, and... this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember... and I need to remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.Ricky Fitts
Hey guys. Woah, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see ya laterLloyd
[to Steve] I don't care if you leave this second!Laurie Henderson
Grande, er... grande familio, grande tradizione de Christmas presents. Stupido.Jamie
This guy crossed the line and didn't even blink.Dormer
Mr. Potato Head: How come you don't have a laser, Woody?
Woody: It's not a laser. It's a little light bulb that blinks.
Hamm: What's wrong with him?
Mr. Potato Head: Laser envy.
What are you thinking? What are you feeling? What have we done to each other? What will we do?Nick Dunne
Son of a bitch ball. Why can't you go home? Aren't you good enough for your home? ANSWER ME! Suck my white ass ball!Happy Gilmore
[realizing Matt has accidentally taken E] Oh, my God, this is gonna be amazing!Eli
Roger Corwin: You're very good. With your hands. I could use someone like you on my staff.
Alex: Thanks for the offer but my hands aren't going anywhere near your staff.
I expect the best and I give the best. Here's the beer. Here's the entertainment. Now have fun. That's an order.Jean Rasczak