Mrs Jennings: Have you missed me, Pigeon?
Pigeon: Very much, ma'am.
Mrs Jennings: Yes, you always say that and I never believe you.

It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. And this bag was, like, dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. And that's the day I knew there was this entire life behind things, and... this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember... and I need to remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.

Ricky Fitts

Hey guys. Woah, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see ya later

Lloyd

[to Steve] I don't care if you leave this second!

Laurie Henderson

Grande, er... grande familio, grande tradizione de Christmas presents. Stupido.

Jamie

This guy crossed the line and didn't even blink.

Dormer

Mr. Potato Head: How come you don't have a laser, Woody?
Woody: It's not a laser. It's a little light bulb that blinks.
Hamm: What's wrong with him?
Mr. Potato Head: Laser envy.

What are you thinking? What are you feeling? What have we done to each other? What will we do?

Nick Dunne

Son of a bitch ball. Why can't you go home? Aren't you good enough for your home? ANSWER ME! Suck my white ass ball!

Happy Gilmore

[realizing Matt has accidentally taken E] Oh, my God, this is gonna be amazing!

Eli

Roger Corwin: You're very good. With your hands. I could use someone like you on my staff.
Alex: Thanks for the offer but my hands aren't going anywhere near your staff.

I expect the best and I give the best. Here's the beer. Here's the entertainment. Now have fun. That's an order.

Jean Rasczak

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