[to the Dude] Keep your ugly fuckin' goldbrickin' ass out of my beach community.

Malibu Police Chief

Emma: Congrats? For what, having sex with you?
Adam: You did a good job, so... I thought you deserved a balloon.

The moment you set foot on that casino floor, they'll be watching you like hawks. Hawks with video cameras.

Livingston

No, I'm over your head, because your head's up your ass.

Miles Logan

Gamora: You should have learned.
Peter Quill: I don't learn. One of my issues.

Percy Garris: Can you hit anything?
Sundance Kid: Sometimes.

Sam: He's my knight in shining armor.
Andrew Largeman: Don't talk about knights around Mark, it's a sore subject.
Mark: I'm gonna kill that motherfucker!
Andrew Largeman: Pun intended?

Hey Capa, we're only stardust.

Searle

Why didn't you learn the violin?

James Bond

Felix Leiter: You okay, James? Where's your butler friend?
James Bond: He blew a fuse.

Kelly: If I'm gonna do this payment plan thing, I need a show of good faith, you know, something concrete.
Matthew: Well, like what?
Kelly: A blow job.
Matthew: Nah, I told you. She's not gonna do that anymore.
Kelly: Who said anything about her?

We do not offer second chances.

Caius

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