Artoo says that the chances of survival are 725 to 1. Actually Artoo has been known to make mistakes... from time to time... Oh dear...

C-3PO

[runs into a glass wall] Ow, That's gonna leave a mark.

Tommy

Come with me if you want to live.

Kyle Reese

Thomas: Everything started changing the moment you showed up.
Theresa: What if we were sent here for a reason?

1st Lt. Tom Pullings: He would always say: "Never mind the maneuvers, just go straight out!"

I've had three lovers in the past four years, and they all ran a distant second to a good book and a warm bath.

Dorothy

Rooster: So long, Tom.
Turk: Where are you going?
Rooster: I dunno. To hell, I suppose.

Some corn stalks were broken and I tried to fix them.

Ishmael

Maybe there won't be marriage, maybe there won't be sex, but by God there'll be dancing!

George Downes

Stop browbeating her! Can't you see she is sexy?

Inspector Jacques Clouseau

Frankie Dunn: You forgot the rule. Now, what is the rule?
Maggie Fitzgerald: Keep my left up?
Frankie Dunn: Is to protect yourself at all times. Now, what is the rule?
Maggie Fitzgerald: Protect myself at all times.
Frankie Dunn: Good. Good.

Mr. Fox: [looking at an electric fence] Huh. This could be difficult.
Squirrel: It's fatal for humans, but we got enough fur to keep the voltage from getting to us. Let's go!

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